LoL

Laughing out loud watching this two shows....

The Big bang theory...

Two and a half men

Be Alert for This Kid!

To those in New Zealand, Keep an eye for this cute kid. 2 year old Aisling Symes went missing last monday. The toddler disappeared from Longburn Rd in Henderson where she was last seen with an Asian woman in her 30s walking a dog.It has been in the news coz' it's not everyday a 2 year old goes missing. They live in Auckland but who knows where she is now, it's been a week. Now somebody has offered a $50,000 reward. Sa hirap ng buhay ngayon, naka-tulong ka na, may pera ka pa, by just being alert. Sa ating mga magulang, let's keep a better eye on our kids, lalo na uso ang lakad pa-uwi ng mga bata. Maganda ibilin sa mga bata na don't talk to strangers and if anyone approaches them, mabuti na rin na i-report ito sa mga nakaka tanda.

Family Pics

New Ad campaigns

Shades ... Anyone?

Sarap ng ice cream!

Wanted!

Toothpase ad.... no tooth decay!

Eto sure Hit! Cute Face on T-shirt!

Eto naman, for NZ Idol!

New Member

Ang tagal ko na walng post, busy kc......at wala ng maisulat. Kadalasan nasa facebook? What's new? We have a new member of the family, 3 months old na siya, about 11 kilos na siya, maitim siya? Last thursday, pinasok na namin siya sa school.... Natakot siya, first time kc namin siya nilabas..... pero after 15 mins. ok na siya, nakipag-laro na siya sa iba..... Gusto niyo siya makita..... eto pic niya..... We gave him the name moi....Medyo shy siya, at ayaw humarap sa camera. Labrador ang tatay and sheep dog naman ang nanay. Abangan for more pics.

new immigration policy?

From the press........

Govt promises NZers will keep their jobs

Last year 120,000 foreigners had temporary work visas granted. However, Immigration Minister Jonathan Coleman says with a recession biting and it is time to close the door. “This Government’s priority is jobs for New Zealanders first,” stated Coleman. Coleman has demanded an investigation into why 28 kiwis were made redundant from New Plymouth metalwork firm MCK Pacific after boss Promad Khatri changed the visa conditions of six Filipino workers in order to save their jobs. “If the Department of Labour had known that these redundancies were imminent they would not have issued a variation of conditions,” said Coleman. But Khatri says Immigration did know. “We have kept them [Immigration] fully informed,” claimed Khatri. “We have had a number of visits from the immigration authorities, we've kept them completely informed and I'm firmly of the view that we haven't done anything wrong here.” The National Distribution Union says in other cases the Labour Department has approved visas despite being categorically told Kiwis are available to do the work.

Ang news item na ito ay story tungkol sa mga nag-rereklamong mga kiwi na na-tangalan ng trabaho, at may mga naiwang mga pinoy. Ang isip ng mga kiwi ay mas-magaling sila, kaya bakit sila ang natanggal? Syempre, mas mataas ang sweldo niyo, at kung kaya naman gawin ng iba na mas-mababa ang sahod, eh bakit di kayo tatangalin? At siguro yung attitude na rin, may mga kiwi na ayaw ng OT at mag-trabaho ng weekend.

Paalala sa mga Filipino na nag-babalak pumunta dito, via tourist visa, or thru agency, sa ngayon mahirap na makakuha ng work permit sa NZ. Kung matulungan man kayo ng agency, isipin niyo rin na walang kasiguraduhan ang pag-renew ng permit na yan.... So yung ginastos niyo, hindi niyo pa mababawi, ay baka mapa-uwi na kayo.... Ang tingin ko, wait na lang muna..... at gaganda rin ang sitwasyon..... Ang bali-balita ay may mga napapa-uwi na ..... hindi na na-renew ang work permit, kung na renew man ay six months to 1 year na lang..... Hindi nila i-consider yung mga ginastos natin. Companies who have application for jobs with migrants are being told to look for kiwis first.

Have a Break.....

Taken from Joey de leon's column in the philstar......

Freaking News — There has been another spate of attacks by the Eat, Bulaga! ERRORISTS! Calling the WRONG RANGERS!

HOST: Meron itong soft, medium at hard na bristles. Anong “T” ito?

CONTESTANT: TALONG!

My gulay, mag-toothbrush ka nga muna!

* * *

HOST: Sa katawan natin, anong “G” ang Ingles sa gilagid?

CONTESTANT: GARGLE!

Darling, hindi ka makakapag-gargle kung wala kang gums!

* * *

HOST: Sa anong “B” na probinsya sa South Luzon matatagpuan ang “smallest volcano in the world”?

CONTESTANT: BICOL!

(Natural, mali. The correct answer is Batangas. Pero, tinuloy na lang ng host ang tanungan; nakipag-lokohan na lang baga.)

HOST: Pwede bang malaman kung ano ang pangalan nung smallest volcano?

CONTESTANT: MAYON VOLCANO!

* * *

HOST: Sinong “B” na Joel ang nagpasikat sa kantang may linyang ganito: “She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes, she can ruin your faith with her casual lies, and she only reveals what she wants you to see, she hides like a child, but she’s always a woman to me...”?

CONTESTANT: BEATLES!

HOST: Wrong!

CONTESTANT: BEEGEES?

HOST: I’m sorry. It’s Billy.

CONTESTANT: CRAWFORD?

* * *

HOST: Anong “B” ang Ingles sa “piyansa”? Four letters ito.

CONTESTANT: BILL!

(Well, sounds like “bail” but the hosts decided to challenge the contestant by making her spell the word.)

HOST: Spell!

CONTESTANT: B... E... L... L ! BILL !

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Flesh Bulletin — “Sex Industry In France Down Because Of Global Crisis!”

Bagsak daw ang negosyo ng sex sa Francia

Pandaigdigang krisis lahat kasama

Bumagal ang galaw ng ekonomiya

Apektado pati nga ang pagnanasa

Bagsak ang “laman” at mahina ang benta

Mga sex toys bumibili ay wala na

Pero sa iba ay wala ‘tong problema

Dahil bagsak na rin kanilang sandata.

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Tawa naman tayo, kahit saglit. We need a break......

Kakaiba.....

saw on the news...( cnn internet )

NEW DELHI (CNN) -- Villagers in eastern India burned eight suspected robbers alive and beat four others to death, police said Thursday.

Harinarayan Ram Mahli, deputy superintendent of police in the Jharkhand state, told CNN that an investigation was continuing into an attack that followed a robbery in a remote village of the Pakur district Wednesday night.

Crowds of villagers beat four suspected robbers to death after a chase and set fire to the house where eight others took shelter, he explained, killing them as well.

No arrests have been made so far, according to the police

Kakaibang parusa..... siguro na-inis na ang mga tao sa mga mag-nanakaw...... Justice???? Alam ko sa atin binubogbog, pero susunugin ???

Signs of the times....

news from the press.....

Armourguard driver robbed of $200,000 at gunpoint

2:18PM Saturday Mar 14, 2009

An armed man stole more than $200,000 from an Armourguard security van late yesterday afternoon, police said.

The money was taken at gunpoint from the van, which was outside a BNZ branch in Manukau City.

The gunman threatened the Armourguard driver at 5.22pm as he was about to put six bank bags into the security van, having just left the bank on the corner of Great South Road and Ronwood Avenue, Detective Senior Sergeant Dave Pizzini said.

The money was inside five large black bank bags and one large orange bank bag.

The alleged offender then got into a stolen 1998 white Subaru Impreza WRX sedan driven by another person, which had been parked in the BNZ customer carpark.

This car, with the registration number END922, was stolen from a public carpark in the old Papatoetoe shopping centre at about 4.45pm yesterday, Mr Pizzini said.

Counties Manukau Detectives would like to hear from anyone who saw the car immediately before or after the robbery. The public are also being asked to keep an eye out for the bank bags.

In our almost 4 years here in NZ, This is the 1st time i've read about a holdup on an armoured van, sa tutoo lang, mga matanda nga ang nangunguha o nagdadala ng pera sa bangko. Wala pa ngang mga baril! Signs of the times???? Here in NZ, madalas kang makabasa nowadays ng mga nagsasarang mga companya or how many ang naging redundant.... Sa kaso naman ng mga pinoy na may work visa, halos doble na ang tagal ng pag process ng papers nila. Gone are the days na basta't may work visa ka na, halos automatic ang approval. Ngayon ay tinitignan na ng immigration kung may kiwi na pwedeng ipalit. They call this labour market research. Ang balita ngayon ay ang mga care-giver ay may napapa-uwi na. Kawawa naman, gastos ng kalahating milyon, tapos hindi na ma-renew yung visa. Sa aming company meeting ay re-shuffle pa lang naman ang naging solusyon ng management. Maraming mga company ay solustion ang pag-tanggal ng trabahador. Sana matapos na ang recession na ito.

Follow up sa nangyaring holdapan.... nakita na yung getaway vehicle. Pero, wala pang idea kung sino ang gumawa. Abangan... kung mahuhuli.

Want to Buy?

I find myself in a possession of a 1991 Toyota Camry, 4 DOOR SEDAN,

Features: AUTOMATIC, Tow Bar, Central locking, Power steering, 4 tyres almost new, NEW WOF, Registered unit July of this year PAINT FADED ON BONNET,ROOF,AND BOOT, WOULD MAKE AN IDEAL 1ST CAR OR RUN ABOUT eto mga pictures nya......

Anybody Interested??? $ 1,400.00 Samahan ko na labor for change oil...

Beware of Gifts ( sometimes )

Anong gagawin mo kung may nag-alok sa iyo ng kotse???? Kung sa pinas yan Tanggapin ko kaagad, pero kung nan-dito ka sa NZ, mag-isip isip ka. Kahit na genuine ang pag-alok sa iyo,sa kagandahang loob ng nag-bibigay.. Huwag kang um-oo kaagad. Eto nangyari sa nakilala ko, ( no names ) di pa naman siya matagal dito sa NZ, konti pa lang kakilala niya at wala pa siyang kotse. At alam natin kung gaano ka-hirap mag-lakad dito kung wala kang sasakyan. So tanggap naman siya, pa palitan na lang ng langis daw at medyo matagal nang hindi napapaandar. Kailangan din ng battery WOF ( warrant of fitness ) at matagal na rin di na i-rehistro. Magkano nagastos niya ?

Battery $100.00 plus

WOF $ 30.00

Rehistro $ 180.00 plus

So, sa tingin niya ok na rin, basta't nagkaruon siya ng kotse at mabawasan naman ang hirap niya pag-travel. pero, meron pa change oil nga pala.... duon kami nagkakilala.  Nung na-kwento sa akin na bigay ang kotse, aba, swerte ka, kahit V6 ang makina, di bale na basta't libre. Unang gawa ko bago mag-change oil is check up muna yung car, This would tell me and the owner ano pa ang dapat gawin. I discovered na walang tubig ang radiator. Not a good sign, still lagyan ko muna ng tubig. After road test and diagnosis.... gagatos siya ng kulang kulang $ 2,000.00 para ma replace ang cylinder head gasket. plus yung registro hindi pala nabayaran for two years, so yung 180 something if for the previous year yon, so registro niya expired pa rin. Not worth to fix na. Binalik na lang nya, kahit nagka gastos gastos niya.

Kahit bigay lang, better to have the car check before making any payments.

Kawawa naman.....

Read on cnn ( internet )

Teen attempts suicide to give liver to dying father

BEIJING, China (CNN) -- A 13-year-old Chinese girl tried to commit suicide because she wanted her family to donate her liver to her cancer-stricken father, state media reported Thursday.

The girl, Chen Jin, swallowed more than 200 sleeping pills after she discovered a medical note in her mother's purse that said her father was dying of liver cancer and had three months left to live, the news agency Xinhua said.

Jin's mother returned home after visiting her husband in the hospital to find the front door locked. The mother climbed in through a back window and found two empty bottles of sleeping pills.

"Mom, I'm sorry I couldn't stay with you any longer," read a note that the teen had left next to her. "Please give my liver to dad and save him after my death."

The incident occurred January 24 in Jiangsu province in east China. The teen was taken to the same hospital as her father, where she remains in intensive care, drifting in and out of consciousness, Xinhua said.

Doctors say that even if she pulls through, she will need surgery for burns she suffered from an electric blanket on her bed when she lost consciousness, the China Daily newspaper said.

According to Chinese media reports, the family -- whose monthly income is about 1,000 yuan ($146) -- has already spent nearly 100,000 yuan ($14,600) in medical expenses since the father was diagnosed with cancer more than a month ago. The mother, who is also in poor health, retired early more than eight years ago.

The woman told China Daily she is now trying to keep her husband from learning of their daughter's desperate act of love

I thought we only see this in the movies.... Kawawa naman....

I'm Free

Di naman ako nakulong... Ang tinutukoy ko ay yung pag-drive tuwing lumalabas kaming pamilya. Syempre kailangan lalaki mag-drive. Last Saturday na-pass na ni mackie ang practical exam para sa restricted license niya. That means he can drive himself, his family or other person but over the age of 25. So syempre ganado pa siya..... drive niya kami....

See... hindi naman kami ninenerbyos.... nakatulog pa nga syobe.

Pwede na ako mag-picture picture....Careful.... Big Brother is watching.....

Lokong ito.... kinut si mackie.... pero huli kita!

I remember when i started to drive i drove for my father, punta kami ng Luneta, jogging jogging. Tapos punta ng arranque, mamalengke at pagka-tapos kain ng lomi. Sarap! Which brings me to a question, kailan namin papayagan siyang mag-drive mag-isa. He's legally entitled to do so but as a parent ang hirap din, not that we don't trust him, kaya lang minsan may wrong judgement pa rin siya sa pagmamaneho and that we fear would result in an accident. Lalo na tayo sa NZ kung nakikita natin yung commercial na may mama na naka-upo sa intersection na may rouleta. Isip isip pa..... lalo na by the end of the month, pa-pasok na siya ng Lincoln University.

sa ngayon, pinapayagan namin siya mag-drive ng solo pa-pasok sa mcdo. 

Fingers crossed.